Wolfie Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 ...you take your underwear off and find a hole burned out in the butt area....mirrors on the wall vibrate from the shear force of it....kids ask, "What exploded?!?"...someone in a heavy sleep wakes up gagging for fresh air....the pressure alone knocks you forward....your nasty fart-raunching dog hides and covers its nose....someone lights a match.. 1000 feet away... and the size of the flame is enormous....people driving by yell, "WHEW! WHO KILLED A SKUNK?!"...your toilet refuses to let you use it....your chair/sofa kicks you off....you're taking a bath and all the water turns to steam... Instantly!...the pressure of it makes you lift off your seat by an inch... or more......the roto-rooter man gags....the smell of an infants stool is like fresh air in comparison....on a plane, it causes all the oxygen masks to drop down....flies hang around your butt constantly....the pressure knocks something over behind you....it causes someone's freshly lit cigarette to "smoke itself"...the government wants to do some testing on you to develop a new deadly weapon....you're swimming in a lake and all the fish float to the top.I have more I'll post them later... 2005/05/31 17:59Adding more......people duck when you turn your butt....your seat starts curving or melting in....you turn around and find the block behind you...gone......odor eaters cry when you get near them....trees wilt....you never have to get gas to fuel your car....Oscar the grouch is jealous....snow for 5 miles melts.Add even more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephisto Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Can I add one?... you get arrested for stealing a whole jar of stink bait at the bait shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeautifulDisaster Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 How nasty... *gags* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulDisaster Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 hmm...I have one! You know for your farts are bad when.. - When 2 people have a competion 1= Wolfie 2= Your momAnd Wolfie goes first..and Your mom doesnt even have a chance to do it..cause shes dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BONES Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 The picture in your signature.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 The picture in your signature.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nice I was in a bad mood and here you go making me smile thanks Wolfie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 nice I was in a bad mood and here you go making me smile thanks Wolfie <{POST_SNAPBACK}>If you want a real laugh, get Bush to lower his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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