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Some things from a "Bathroom Reader"


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Okay these are things I thought amusing from a Bathroom Reader:

 

At a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

 

At a Budapest zoo:"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."

 

At a Budapest hotel:"All rooms no denounced by twelve o' clock will be paid fo twicely."

 

In a Hong Kong supermarket:"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."

 

At a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

 

In a tail shop in Rhodes:"Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict order."

 

A laundry in Rome:"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

 

In a Czech tourist agency:"Take one of our horse-driven city tours-we garuntee no miscarriages."

 

On a Viennese restaurant menu:"Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle, and boiled sheep."

 

In a Swiss mountain inn:"Special today-NO Ice Cream."

 

A doctor's office in Rome:"Specialists in women and other diseases."

 

In a Moscow hotel room:"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

 

At a Vienna hotel:"In case of fire, do you utmost to alarm the hotel porter."

 

At a Hong Kong dentist:"Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."

 

At a Swedish furrier:"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."

 

I thought all these REALLY funny. If you want more jokes tell me and I'll post more here!

Edited by AngieWolf
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At a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Awww, preggy women aren't allowed in there (if they're near giving birth).. How sad. :lol:

 

 

A laundry in Rome:"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

I need to visit there. :gasp:

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