The Joker Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 (edited) Okay these are things I thought amusing from a Bathroom Reader: At a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." At a Budapest zoo:"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." At a Budapest hotel:"All rooms no denounced by twelve o' clock will be paid fo twicely." In a Hong Kong supermarket:"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service." At a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." In a tail shop in Rhodes:"Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict order." A laundry in Rome:"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." In a Czech tourist agency:"Take one of our horse-driven city tours-we garuntee no miscarriages." On a Viennese restaurant menu:"Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle, and boiled sheep." In a Swiss mountain inn:"Special today-NO Ice Cream." A doctor's office in Rome:"Specialists in women and other diseases." In a Moscow hotel room:"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." At a Vienna hotel:"In case of fire, do you utmost to alarm the hotel porter." At a Hong Kong dentist:"Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists." At a Swedish furrier:"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin." I thought all these REALLY funny. If you want more jokes tell me and I'll post more here! Edited May 30, 2005 by AngieWolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dodge- Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 At a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Awww, preggy women aren't allowed in there (if they're near giving birth).. How sad. A laundry in Rome:"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I need to visit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 No.. 4 the sake of those poor ladies u dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 I either need to visit them, or you.You pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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