fluffyrat Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 the egg came first reason: the chicken was too scared now for those that try to say that the chicken inside the egg was even more scared (ie hiding in the egg), since it was an unborn chicken, thus not a fully developed chicken, it didn't quite have all the characteristics of being a chicken, and as such, was not officially chicken. therefore, it was less chicken than the chicken and since the chicken is chicken, the egg came first because it had more courage than the scared chicken did. of course, the chicken came before the cat too, because it was a scaredy cat. but it soon learned the benefits of coming around, and has since then chased all birds for taking the glory of coming before the cat did. that's the real reason cats chase bird-like creatures - not for food (although its like rubbing salt on the wound) - but for instinctive revenge. the dog, HAVING been around for awhile, and being dumb, thought that the cat had invented a game, and being stronger than the cat, has chased cats around unaware that it wasn't a game. any more q's? Actuallt, right there. style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Oooooooooooook, and I'm guessin that after the egg was hatched and then grew INTO a chicken and laid more eggs, it then started throwing eggs at the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 I'm guessing you're not seeing the real old posts to which I'm referring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 I was wondering if there was a complete circle here.. Dog -> Cat -> Chicken -> Dog Like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkieGirl Posted March 28, 2003 Report Share Posted March 28, 2003 Duh, ok the chicken fist, there was amiba and other bacteria in the water, multiplying without laying eggs. then slowly they evolved INTO fish, then INTO reptiles, which soon turned INTO birds and modern day chickens. So there, the chicken came first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeLiz Posted March 30, 2003 Report Share Posted March 30, 2003 Wooohoo go get'em Punkie! style_emoticons/default/smile.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkieGirl Posted March 30, 2003 Report Share Posted March 30, 2003 Raise da roof 4 Punkie!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1, 2003 Report Share Posted April 1, 2003 Egg came first, the chicken was too scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 The forum that this topic was originally in has been consolidated. Please disregard any references to old forums that this topic refers to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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