-Dodge- Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 I was laughing so hard at that I couldn't even breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brheys Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Ghost PoopieThe kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean PoopieThe kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet PoopieThe kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave PoopieThe kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle PoopieThe kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-PoopieThe kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log PoopieThe kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy PoopieThe kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling! Drinker PoopieThe kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie(Self explanatory) Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop PoopieThe kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap PoopieThat's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water. Liquid PoopieThe kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican PoopieThe kind that smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class PoopieThe kind of Poopie that doesn't smell. The Suprise PoopieYou are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie! The Dangling PoopieThis Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Man, you´re fucking dirty but at least made us laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmiKitti Posted January 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 (edited) .... I dont apprectiate the word F***ing dirty..... Edited January 19, 2005 by KimmiKitti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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