Hello, my name is Patrick and I am here to tell you about my life... SERIOUSLY!! You think I'm just gonna sit here and type EVERY SINGLE DETAIL?! What? Your asking just about my present life? Oh.. why didn't you say so? I wouldn't have wasted my breath on you. Well, I am a blond haired male and... why are you laughing? Oh, 'cause I said MALE? Trust me.. I've checked if you think I'm not a guy. I have blue eyes and a very nice smile.. When girls look at me they sigh... WHY DO THEY DO THAT?! I'm already taken! >> (Gives very rude gesture to all who think this is stupid) I am 14 and my birthday is on Christmas.. More presents for me!!

I live in Indiana and... stuff. If you want to know more about me.. then.. comment this thing back.