Hey Honey!

[BONES]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

Man: "Hello"

 

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

Man: "Yes"

 

Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

 

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

 

Man: "How much?"

 

Woman: "$65,000."

 

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

 

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 

Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

 

Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

 

Man: "Bye, I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"