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Two elderly women are taking a drive after church one Sunday.


Margaret is riding in the passenger side and enjoying the scenery when she looks up and sees that Ethel has run through a red light. Without her glasses, Margaret can't see very well, so she decides not to say anything, in case she's mistaken.


A few minutes later, Margaret is again enjoying the scenery when she looks up and is nearly certain that Ethel has run another red light. This time she decides to say something.


"Ethel, are you trying to kill us? You just ran through two red lights!" Margaret says.


Stunned, Ethel turns to Margaret and says, "OH MY GOD, AM I DRIVING!?"

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