New Euphemisms for "Stupid"

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The Top 14 New Euphemisms for "Stupid"

 

14. Routinely outsmarted by cheese

 

13. Three experts short of an antitrust suit

 

12. Three-time Darwin Award winner

 

11. Keeps her brain in mint condition

 

10. A few planets short of a federation

 

9. Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world

 

8. Duh! on parade

 

7. Still cutting with rounded scissors

 

6. He's a T-1 line of pure stupid

 

5. At least one Brady short of a Bunch

 

4. Sharp as a donut

 

3. Has a vacancy at the Grey Matter Motel

 

2. T minus dumb and counting

 

1. "Good afternoon, Boulder Homicide"