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Signs Your SUV Is Too Big


~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.


~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.


~ Your garage is larger than your house.


~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate.


~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."


~ Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.


~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo.


~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit.


~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back.


~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.


~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.


~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.


~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.


~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.


~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD.


~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.

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