Wolfie Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The Old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here." The old man thanked the Marine and again walked away. The third day, the same old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to meet with Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The Old man answered, "Oh, I understand, I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 funny hey I am all for making fun at all politicians even if I do like Kerry this was funny I know the jokes will fly soon on (not that he is a politician) but a true idiot Michael Brown the ex-head of FEMA----Jeez about time they axed his butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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