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Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:


I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used

it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!


About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about

how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on

my new white blouse!


I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative

and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In

fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by

yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and

then my attorney called and said that I was no longer a suspect in the

disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without

being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having

such a great product.


Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty Bag people.

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That's terrible!





She's not bothering to thank the place that she stored her husband, the makers of the tool(s) she used to do away with him, the method of transportation (either the makers of her vehicle or the garbage collectors).. So many people to thank and she didn't mention them at all. Shame on her.

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