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The Tearful Bride...


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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."


"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."


"No, mother," you don't understand, "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"


"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."


"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."


"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"


"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

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