Wolfie Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 You know you're getting old when... - You start complaining that "They're building car seats too low!" - Your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on TV. - You call the place you keep leftovers the "icebox." - You start videotaping daytime game shows. - You spend more time on the menu than the waitress. - You know "where it's at", but forgot why it's there. - You know how to spell gastroenterologist. - You don't have any enemies because you've outlived them all. - You don't date women your own age, because there aren't any. - "Happy Hour" now consists of a nap. - Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. - Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D. - You look forward to a dull evening. - Your knees buckle and your belt won't. - Your back goes out more than you do. - You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there. - Someone just told you that Old MacDonald sold his farm in 1942. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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