Wolfie Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Yo momma's so fat...when she goes to the beach and gets in the water, all the countries experience floodingshe shows up as a constant blip on airport radar screenswhen she turns around, it creates a tornadoher clothing sizes refer to the number of square acres used to make itshe's banned from going on any bridge that cannot handle over 20tons of weightgrass for miles has died from lack of sunlightwhen she farts, it shakes the entire planetit takes 3 days for her food to reach her stomache after she swallows itwhen someone went to tell her how fat she was, they got sucked in because it was her feeding time (they should have waited for her 12hr feeding to be over with)if she walks to fast, her legs catch on fireshe causes the earth to cave in no matter where she is standing...or landed might be a better word.she drinks a lake like others drink a glass of water1/10th of her fat could keep a 3rd world country warm for an entire wintersatellite shots of her STILL aren't far enough away to get all of her in the shotone time she ate Jenny Craig and actually lost 1 tonweight watchers has labelled her the most impossible casethe only way she ever sees her toenails is to let them grow a mile long firstshe can jump on water and never get wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDuper Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Where do you find all these? ;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 hey stop picking on the moms how about your dad is so fat jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Where do you find all these? ;;I made them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDuper Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 i seen a poster in virgin filled with them last saturdaylol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 I made them up. wow you are so talented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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