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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?



Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole

lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out



Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to



Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler: Make me.


Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can

I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the

dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more

perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the



Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls

and furniture.


Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little



Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the

time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Cats' point of view:


"Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real

question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some

dinner, and a massage?"


All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have


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