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50 fun things to do in an elevator

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1 Say "ding" at every floor.

2 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!"

3 Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a small world after all" over and over.

4 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?" .

5 Greet everyone walking on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

6 Offer everyone coming on name tags. Wear yours upside down.

7 Stare, ginning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got new socks on!".

8 Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

9 Meow occasionally.

10 Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

11 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

12 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

13 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14 Draw a square with chalk on the floor and announce to other passengers that this is your "personal space"

15 Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to the other passengers.

16 Make race car noises whenever anyone gets on or off.

17 Pull out your wallet. Flip it open. Speaking directly into your wallet say, "Scotty, I'm in trouble here. Beam me up."

18 When the elevator stops at a floor start screaming "Oh my God! We're all trapped, we're all gonna die!" when the doors open, say "oh" and walk out calmly.

19 Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

21 Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say'oops!'

22 Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

23 Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.

24 Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.

25 Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'

26 Leave a box between the doors.

27 Play the harmonica.

28 If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'.

29 Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'

30 Pick up the emergency phone and call pizza hut.

31 Press all the red buttons and say "Hmm, I wonder what these do".

32 Lean against the button panel.

33 Frantically look through your backpack and say "Damn, where's my pet rat?"

34 Start a sing song.

35 Do Tai-Chi Exercises.

36 On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

37 Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

38 When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

39 Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

40 Countdown "5...4...3...2...1'' and then suddenly duck.

41 Get on the elevator at the top floor and ask, "Going down?''

42 Push all the floor buttons. At every floor, get out, look around, mutter, "Looks okay so far,'' and get back in.

43 Keep muttering, "I hope it doesn't happen again...''

44 Use physics to determine how fast the elevator will be going if it free-falls from the top floor.

45 Put notices in the elevators that read "Last Inspection: Passed. Next Inspection Due: Jan 87''

46 Ask people on the elevator if they've seen the first part of the movie Speed.

47 Do arm pit noises and take requests.

48 Act like you dropped your contact lens and tell everyone not to move till you find it.

49 Play footsies with a passenger next to you.

50 Mimic the sounds of the elevator.

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