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What can you say about DONALD TRUMP? Nothing he hasn't already said about himself.


"In the second grade...I punched my music teacher because I didn't think he knew much about music...I'm not proud of that,but it's clear...that...early on I had a tendency to stand up."


"You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young beautiful piece of ass."


"There is no one my age who has acomplished more. Everyone can't be the best."


"How about the guys that stand up grabbing the urinal for balance? I watch in amazement. Then they come up and say 'I'm a big fan, can I shake your hand?' And I'm a bad guy for saying,'Excuse me!' They were just holding the big wonger, and they want to shake your hand!"


"The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."


"Germ phobia is a problem. You have to be selective. It's dangerous out there. It's like Vietnam! Dating is my own personal Vietnam!"

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