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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing

Stories about how they died.


1st woman : I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad.. after I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV in the den.


1st woman: So what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into

the attic and then down in the basement. Then I went through every

closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had

looked everywhere, and finally exhausted and stressed, I just

keeled over with a heart attack and died!


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... We'd both still be alive!

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