Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

[The Joker]

A few clowns short of a circus.

 

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

 

# An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

 

# A few beers short of a six-pack.

 

# Dumber than a box of hair.

 

# A few peas short of a casserole.

 

# Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

 

# The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

 

# One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

 

# One taco short of a combination plate.

 

# A few feathers short of a whole duck.

 

# All foam, no beer.

 

# The cheese slid off her cracker.

 

# Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

 

# Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

# He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

# An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

 

# As smart as bait.

 

# Chimney's clogged.

 

# Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

 

# Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

 

# Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

 

# Forgot to pay her brain bill.

 

# Her sewing machine's out of thread.

 

# His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

 

# His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

 

# If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

 

# Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

 

# No grain in the silo.

 

# Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

 

# Receiver is off the hook.

 

# Several nuts short of a full pouch.

 

# Skylight leaks a little.

 

# Slinky's kinked.

 

# Surfing in Nebraska.

 

# Too much yardage between the goal posts.

 

# Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

# The lights are on, but nobody's home.

 

# 24 cents short of a quarter.