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I have probably just wasted an hour of my life, but here you go. Need help? Just ask. I know what all of them mean (I think). I'm pretty sure Wolfie might know a few, too.

 

Seen on ThinkGeek shirts

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

 

Practice Safe HEX! & Avoid Computer Viruses Today!

 

Johnny was a chemist's son,

But Johnny is no more.

What he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

 

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

 

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

 

Obey Gravity, It's the Law!

 

Guns don't kill people. Kids who play videogames kill people.

 

resistance is futile

(if <1 ohm)

 

2+2=5

for extremely large values of 5

 

$> cd /pub

$> more beer

 

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0

 

$> man woman

$> Segmentation fault (core dumped)

 

SYN

ACK

 

I see fragged people.

 

When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you don't have to outrun the Dragon...

...you just have to outrun the halfling.

 

0111100110111101110101

011000010111001001100101

01100100011101010110110101100010

 

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script.

 

got root?

 

Bow before me, for I am root.

 

(front) Schrödinger's Cat is Dead

(back) Schrödinger's Cat is Not Dead

 

esrever

reenigne

 

wysiwyg

 

+20 Shirt of Smiting

 

Rays cast from this shirt travel at over 670,000,000 MPH

 

/*No Comment*/

 

My brain is hung like a horse.

 

Joss Whedon is my master now

 

Don't make me roll initiative

 

I Duped This Shirt

 

WIZARD IS ABOUT TO DIE

NEEDS FOOD BADLY

 

Djörk

 

die, n00b.

 

^^vv<><>BA[start]

the code

 

(front) <body>

(back) </body>

 

01000100

01000001

01000100

 

Aggro

 

/spit

 

It's not my fault you suck

 

Seen on ThinkGeek /dev/blanket

0110001001101100011000010110

1110011010110110010101110100

 

Seen on ThinkGeek /dev/pillow

0101000001001001

0100110001001100

0100111101010111

 

Seen on ThinkGeek HTTPanties

411 Length Required

413 Required Entity Too Large

403 Forbidden

200 OK

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