The Joker Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.And now that you've come into my life...(Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry...(Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....(Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep y! ourpromise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time..(Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you...(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and therewas only one life jacket...(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for yourbirthday...(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!(Available only in Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia) 14.Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help butwonder...(Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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