BONES Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 top 10 reasons picard is better than kirk. 10-Picard's worst episodes were originally written for Kirk. 9-Picard discovers new life, new civilizations and strange new worlds, not discarded movie sets from period 1950's dramas. 8-Picard would never ever date a shape-shifter who had previously morphed into a little girl. 7-Unlike Kirk's, Picard's middle name doesn't sound like an infectious disease. 6-Kirk has to fight Klingons to get his way. Picard only has to tell them what to do. 5-Kirk fights like Adam West. 4-Picard was actually in his own show's pilot episode. 3-Picard's doctor doesn't have to keep reminding him what her job is. 2-If their situations were reversed, Kirk would probably nail Troi. Picard has standards. 1-Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population. Just goes to show how questionable his sexual practices really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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