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How to install a poor-man's security system:


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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots - -

a really big pair.


2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo"



3. Put a dog dish beside it....a really big dog dish.


4. Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I have

gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Do not disturb the pit

bulls..... they are mad, because they have just been castrated.

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No, you got the note wrong. Misspell every other word.


"Bubba, Mike'n me gone tuh git sum ammo. Wach the dogs, them's dun went frum guys tuh gals."


Not exactly, but you get the idea. I couldn't use some of the words I wanted to.




:D I like your version better thanks it made me laugh and I really have been in need of a good laugh.

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