BONES Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots - -a really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo"Magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it....a really big dog dish. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I havegone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Do not disturb the pitbulls..... they are mad, because they have just been castrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephisto Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 No, you got the note wrong. Misspell every other word. "Bubba, Mike'n me gone tuh git sum ammo. Wach the dogs, them's dun went frum guys tuh gals." Not exactly, but you get the idea. I couldn't use some of the words I wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 No, you got the note wrong. Misspell every other word. "Bubba, Mike'n me gone tuh git sum ammo. Wach the dogs, them's dun went frum guys tuh gals." Not exactly, but you get the idea. I couldn't use some of the words I wanted to. I like your version better thanks it made me laugh and I really have been in need of a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Rose Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Bubba the name alone makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephisto Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 My uncle's nickname is Bubba. No idea why, though. His real name is Mark. Before you say anything, no, he hasn't been in prison. Just jail and the drunk tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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