Mephisto Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Things you would never know without the movies: All telephone numbers in America begin with thedigits 555... The more a man and a woman hate each other, themore likely they will fall in love... All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets whichreach up to the armpit level on a woman but onlyto waist level on the man lying beside her. The ventilation system of any building is theperfect hiding place. No-one will ever think oflooking for you in there and you can travel toany other part of the building you want withoutdifficulty... When confronted by an evil internationalterrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your bestweapons... Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionallygunned down three days before their retirement... Having a job of any kind will make a father forgethis son's eighth birthday. Kitchens don't have light switches. At night, openthe fridge door and use that light instead... When staying in a haunted house, women shouldinvestigate any strange noises in their mostrevealing underwear... Creepy music coming from a cemetery should alwaysbe investigated more closely... Any person waking from a nightmare will sit boltupright and pant... A cough is usually the sign of a terminalillness... Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaperclippings, especially if any of their familyor friends have died in a strange boatingaccident... If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible tobecome a world expert in Nuclear Fission atage 23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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