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Things you would never know without the movies:


All telephone numbers in America begin with the

digits 555...


The more a man and a woman hate each other, the

more likely they will fall in love...


All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which

reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only

to waist level on the man lying beside her.


The ventilation system of any building is the

perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of

looking for you in there and you can travel to

any other part of the building you want without



When confronted by an evil international

terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best



Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally

gunned down three days before their retirement...


Having a job of any kind will make a father forget

his son's eighth birthday.


Kitchens don't have light switches. At night, open

the fridge door and use that light instead...


When staying in a haunted house, women should

investigate any strange noises in their most

revealing underwear...


Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always

be investigated more closely...


Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt

upright and pant...


A cough is usually the sign of a terminal



Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper

clippings, especially if any of their family

or friends have died in a strange boating



If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to

become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at

age 23.

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