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Did you know that heaven and hell are actually

right next to each other? They are seperated by

a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was

having a big party and it got a little out of

hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find

his fence completely smashed by the wild

partiers. He called the devil over and said

'Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence.'


Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the

devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it

was 2 feet further into heaven than before.


'Satan!' beckoned God. 'You have to take that

fence down and put it back where it belongs!'


'Yeah? What if I don't?' replied the devil.


'I'll sue you if I have to,' answered God.


'Sure,' laughed Satan. 'Where are you going to

find a lawyer?'

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