Mephisto Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Did you know that heaven and hell are actuallyright next to each other? They are seperated bya big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to findhis fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said 'Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence.' Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that thedevil had completely rebuilt the fence...but itwas 2 feet further into heaven than before. 'Satan!' beckoned God. 'You have to take thatfence down and put it back where it belongs!' 'Yeah? What if I don't?' replied the devil. 'I'll sue you if I have to,' answered God. 'Sure,' laughed Satan. 'Where are you going to find a lawyer?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 'I'll sue you if I have to,' answered God. 'Sure,' laughed Satan. 'Where are you going to find a lawyer?' I dont get that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 ha ha ha I loved the joke. ^All lawyers end up in hell thats why God would have trouble finding one to sue Satan with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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