Swearing Parrot

[Mephisto]

A man goes to the pet store and buys an expensive

talking parrot. At home, he finds this parrot

swears like a sailor.

 

A conservative church going man, this bird's foul

mouth was driving him crazy.

 

One day, it was too much, so the man grabbed the

bird by the throat, shook him really hard, and

yelled, "Stop your filthy talk!"

 

This just made the bird mad and he swore more than

ever.

 

The man was furious and said,"OK, that's it!

You're getting punished for this!" and locked poor

bird in a dark cabinet.

 

This aggravated the bird to no end and he clawed

and scratched until the man finally let him out.

The bird proceeded to curse the man with a

dreadful stream of invectives.

 

At that point the poor man was so mad he threw the

bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds

there was a terrible din. The bird kicked and

clawed and thrashed. Then it suddenly got VERY

QUIET!

 

He started to think that the bird may have been

hurt. After a few of minutes of silence, he's

became so worried that he opened up the freezer

door.

 

The bird calmly climbed onto the man's out-

stretched arm and says, "I'm so sorry about the

trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve

my vocabulary from now on."

 

The man was astounded. He couldn't understand the

transformation that had come over the parrot.

 

Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the

chicken do?"

[rockoncheese101]

lol. i actually got that. But thats animal abuse .... blah.