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* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh

largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.


* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and



* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.


* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of

the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and



* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10

more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.


* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported

legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces

mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight



* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter

speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil



* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.


* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly

swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political

contributions to campaign accounts.


* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


* Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

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