BONES Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Years ago I had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket. He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!!" Without missing a beat, and with a big smile, the husband boasted, "You betcha I'm not!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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