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Drunk Cuckoo


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The other night I went out for a night with "The lads". I

told my wife that I would be home by midnight.. Promise! :unsure:


Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.

At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just

as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up

and cuckooed 3 times.


Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed

another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a

quick-witted solution, even when drunk, to escape a possible



The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told

her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got

away with that one!


She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked

her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three

times, then said "uh oh," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then farted." :eyebrow:

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