And the congregations says "Amen" do do doodoo do do.................

[BONES]

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to

the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and

discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family

expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children this started to get expensive, and the

Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's

salary. There was much talk about how much the clergyman's additional

children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are

a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her

frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too

much, we wear rubbers".

And the congregation said, "Amen"