Jump to content

A Christmas Divorce


Recommended Posts

A Christmas Divorce


A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a week before Christmas

and says, "I hate to ruin your holiday season, but I have to tell you

that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.


"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son asks.


We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father

says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call

your sister in Chicago and tell her."


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like

hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."


She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting

divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother

back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing." and

hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he

says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."


Now there are some smart parents!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use