BONES Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 A Christmas Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a week before Christmasand says, "I hate to ruin your holiday season, but I have to tell youthat your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son asks. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the fathersays. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you callyour sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Likehell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT gettingdivorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brotherback, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing." andhangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" hesays, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way." Now there are some smart parents!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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