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Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline.


If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.


If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the call.


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.


If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

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