Funny intructions

[Squeefer_11]

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

 

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

 

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

 

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

 

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

 

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

 

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

 

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

 

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

 

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

 

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[Squeefer_11]

i just replyed so people new this topic was alive

[rockoncheese101]

Thats actually pretty funny

[Pretender]

There's some good ones there

 

And they're purty funny too

[HiLLiE]

Those are pretty funny. Some brilliant thinkers those people they are.

[-Dodge-]

Wow, people actually take the time to notice those things? They have a lot of times on their hands.

[hannah]

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

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The scary thing is, someone must have actually DONE that for them to put the warning on.. x___x

Edited January 11, 2005 by hannah

[Gloria]

Stuff I found like that:

 

On Sharpie Permanent Marker Packs Warning: Marks Made On Objects Other Than Skin Will Never Come Off (well i wonder why they called it permanent marker!!!)

 

 

On a fishing hook box, it read: May be harmfull if swallowed.(Oh!!!...what am i going to use for floss now!!!)

 

Seen on a bag of kitty litter: Safe for use around pets. (...I'm not even gonna say anything...)

 

[The Joker]

I saw something on a bag of plastic forks.

 

On a Box of Plastic Forks: 'Do not eat.'

 

But those are funneyer

[shivaree]

On one of my asprin bottles "DO NOT USE IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO ASPRIN" did we really need anyone to tell us that?