rockoncheese101 Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 R.I.P. cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted December 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 ...SHUT UP! Thats soooooooo not me~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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