Wolfie Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field in the distance. Amazed, he asks, "What the hell are those?!" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretender Posted July 4, 2004 Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 ROFL Very good one there... style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 The forum that this topic was originally in has been consolidated. Please disregard any references to old forums that this topic refers to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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