Wolfie Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Have a good one! style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 The following is slightly inappropriate so read at your own risk! (If you are easily offended or are at an age where you should not read inappropriate material, then you are asked to not read any further.) Money's Short, Times Are Hard Here's Your Friggin Christmas Card! T’was the night before Christmas And all through the house Everybody felt crappy Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass Had just settled down For a nice piece of a** When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung FROM my piece To see what was the matter On top of the house I saw a big dick I knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of heck I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber penis For my brother the queer He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The son of a witch Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all And have a heck of a night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeLiz Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 Old.... But cute. That version fits you perfectly Admin style_emoticons/default/nod.gif Happy Christmas and Merry New Year style_emoticons/default/bud.gif - SoBe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROM615 Posted December 25, 2003 Report Share Posted December 25, 2003 style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif Shhhhh noone knows its me. >_> <_ < o.o style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif Merry christmas to Admin and all of you. Hope you get whatever you asked santa for. Hope all of you are safe and responsible while partying your butts off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmukiki Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 Merry Christmas...like a minute before Christmas Day is over. Hope everyone is doing well!! Take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 Merry Christmas...like a minute before Christmas Day is over. Hope everyone is doing well!! Take care. Literally too... 1 minute.. Geez... style_emoticons/default/blahblah.gif style_emoticons/default/blahblah.gif style_emoticons/default/blahblah.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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