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The following is slightly inappropriate so read at your own risk! (If you are easily offended or are at an age where you should not read inappropriate material, then you are asked to not read any further.)

 

 

Money's Short, Times Are Hard

 

Here's Your Friggin Christmas Card!

 

 

 

T’was the night before Christmas

 

And all through the house

 

Everybody felt crappy

 

Even the mouse

 

 

 

Mom at the whorehouse

 

And dad smoking grass

 

Had just settled down

 

For a nice piece of a**

 

 

 

When out on the lawn

 

I heard such a clatter

 

I sprung FROM my piece

 

To see what was the matter

 

 

 

On top of the house

 

I saw a big dick

 

I knew in a moment

 

It must be Saint Nick

 

 

 

He came down the chimney

 

Like a bat out of heck

 

I knew in a moment

 

The fucker had fell

 

 

 

He filled all our stockings

 

With pretzels and beer

 

And a big rubber penis

 

For my brother the queer

 

 

 

He rose up the chimney

 

With a thunderous fart

 

The son of a witch

 

Blew the chimney apart

 

 

 

He swore and he cursed

 

As he rode out of sight

 

Piss on you all

 

And have a heck of a night!

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Merry Christmas...like a minute before Christmas Day is over.

 

Hope everyone is doing well!!

 

Take care.

Literally too... 1 minute.. Geez...

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