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The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that

they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President

decides to give them a test.He releases a rabbit into a

forest and each of them has to catch it.


The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the

forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After

three months of extensive investigations they conclude that

rabbits do not exist.


The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the

forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and

they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.


The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly

beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a

rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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