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*     The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back INTO the wild amid cheers and applause FROM onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.


*     A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in ORDER to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax, leaving her mentally retarded.


*     In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole sitting record. Suffering FROM the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400-day record. His sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.


*     A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running FROM his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away FROM the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


*     Two animal rights activists were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.


*     Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting that it was the bomb, he opened it...

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