Wolfie Posted September 15, 2002 Report Share Posted September 15, 2002 Next time you are in a public restroom, have a perm. marker handy and write down some of these along the stall walls... * If you heard a sonic boom in this bathroom 3 weeks ago, that was me taking a power-dump * Hershey's Chocolate - now in liquid form * Diapers - funny look, but good in the long runs. * WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR??? * Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid my dime and only farted. (For pay-toilets. Adjust amount.) * darn THING IS COMIN OUT SIDEWAYS! * Famous last words: Anyone have a light? * (write the words to the Log song, FROM Ren and Stimpy) "What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbors dog What's great for a snack, and fits on your back It's log, log, log!" * LIFTOFF! * My but the aroma is unusual in here. * Skidmarks, not just from driving anymore. * OH shit! (If its in a place of worship, tsk tsk for writing on those walls, but use "HOLY shit!" if there) * For a great time, use ex-lax * "People who write on walls should be ashamed of themselves. Here is a public utility, for all to enjoy, and someone has the nerve to actually write on these walls, defacing an otherwise pleasurable experience. Anyone who writes on these walls shouldn't be allowed in here." (If you have more time and writing power, continue on about how bad it is, etc) * KA-BOOM! and that was just one of my silent ones! * My fart shook the building. Can you beat that? * My it's hot in HERE! * What's that smell? Did something die in here? * You can shake it, you can break it, you can knock it against the wall. But when you put it back in your pants, that last DROP is bound to fall. * Lemonade for sale. $1/toilets-worth. Sold as-is. * Sorry for making the seat sticky. * Where is the pooper-scooper? * OK, WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO USE METAL SEATS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER??? * Shotguns and explosive diarrhea - both are very deadly if on the receiving end. Anyone else got some to add? And if you don't like this humor, please don't shit a brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katrissi Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 ??? where'd you come up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 18, 2002 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 *opens head* in there... somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzer71988 Posted January 7, 2004 Report Share Posted January 7, 2004 Hi. I'm only posting right now because Wolfie really, really, really,really,really wanted me to post what I told him earlier. So here it is: one time I was in a bathroom stall and wrote "Why does my crap smell bad???" on the wall. Okay..thank my mom for what I said. Yeah, she gave me the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2004 And to think, I didn't have that as one of my little sayings... style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzer71988 Posted January 7, 2004 Report Share Posted January 7, 2004 Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasminespice Posted January 8, 2004 Report Share Posted January 8, 2004 What is a Fart? A turd honking for right-of-way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2004 "Is that a turd in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasminespice Posted January 9, 2004 Report Share Posted January 9, 2004 Q: Why is poop tapered at the end? A: So your butt don't slam shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 You know you have a big poop if you have to break it up before flushing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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