BONES Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why is quicksand so slow? Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.KellyCHAOS. Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 O_O umm... I don't know what to think about that... maybe something like lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conflicted Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? Because the rules in english are stupid If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Na she'd choke on grass If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? When does Congress ever make progress? Why is quicksand so slow? Cause it's lazy Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower? Cause Wolfie wants to see you nekkid Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? No cause they'll scream anyway after you shoot 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower? Cause Wolfie wants to see you nekkidHey now!! If you tell her that then she'll stop running to the door. Besides, the windows give better views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conflicted Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 nu uh the windows are mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 you all are just creeping me out *locks doors and pulls down all the blinds* More silly why ask Why's ..... Why is the "knee-jerk" response to a paper cut is "Oh, those are the worst kind."? I think getting hacked with a machete would be worse. Why do they print "serving suggestion" next to the picture of a product on its label? Why do they print warning labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a "serving suggestion" on the label? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulDisaster Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Q.Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? A.Um that would be a bra, and panty. Q.If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? A.No not nessacarily Q.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?A.Sure. Q.Why is quicksand so slow?A. Wow.. Q.Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the sHower? A. Im sorry..i have never experienced that. Q.Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? A. Umm yeah!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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