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On the first day of his visit to the UK, George Bush met The Queen. He turns to her and says, "United Kingdom, eh? I like the sound of that! As the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it too should be a Kingdom. The United


Kingdom of America, how's that sound?"


The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said "How about a Principality then?" to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".


Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."


And before Bush could utter another word, The Queen added: "Besides, we think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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