BONES Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 On the first day of his visit to the UK, George Bush met The Queen. He turns to her and says, "United Kingdom, eh? I like the sound of that! As the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it too should be a Kingdom. The United Kingdom of America, how's that sound?" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said "How about a Principality then?" to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." And before Bush could utter another word, The Queen added: "Besides, we think you're doing quite nicely as a Country." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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