Wolfie Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Source: http://www.mistupid.com/people/page080.htm I couldn't help but to post this. These are actual headlines. Ridiculous Headlines IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS? PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH CHILD'S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX EYE DROPS OFF SHELF SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE - ONE DIES TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984 AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST A WHILE WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 LMAO those were cool. Loved : ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER oh man funny QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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