Jump to content
Dacity.Com

Ridiculous Headlines


Wolfie

Recommended Posts

Source: http://www.mistupid.com/people/page080.htm

 

I couldn't help but to post this. These are actual headlines.

 

Ridiculous Headlines

 

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

 

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

 

IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?

 

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

 

PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

 

NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH

 

CHILD'S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN

 

DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS

 

SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN

 

ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX

 

EYE DROPS OFF SHELF

 

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

 

DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON

 

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

 

LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

 

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

 

TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE - ONE DIES

 

TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER

 

NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE

 

NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY

 

DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984

 

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

 

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST A WHILE

 

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

 

SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY

 

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

 

CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY

 

BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS

 

MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN

 

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY

 

DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION

Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use