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Kim, aka jmukiki, will be getting married on Oct 7th, 2006.

 

She'll be tagged down into the old ball and chain.. or depending on circumstances, she'll be the ball and chain. :eyebrow:

 

 

 

A few things that she probably hopes she won't hear at the wedding...

 

"Oh my god, she's wearing a white dress!"

"Hey, the groom is my husband!"

Police bust in, approach the groom... "You're under arrest for the murder of your last 3 wives..."

"See the bride? I tapped that last night after I drugged her..."

Groom: "I'm not really a man.. I've been using a prosthetic to fake it all this time..."

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All the best :))

Kim, aka jmukiki, will be getting married on Oct 7th, 2006.

 

"Oh my god, she's wearing a white dress!"

"Hey, the groom is my husband!"

Police bust in, approach the groom... "You're under arrest for the murder of your last 3 wives..."

"See the bride? I tapped that last night after I drugged her..."

Groom: "I'm not really a man.. I've been using a prosthetic to fake it all this time..."

Sounds like my wedding..

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