BONES Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 President Bush called his good friend Queen Elizabeth one day and said " Queen , this is George W. I need some advice . Everywhere I go , people are saying I'm the stupidest President in American history....can you help me ? " The Queen replied " Why , of course George. You see , you must surround yourself with intelligent people....watch this..." So she conference calls Prime Minister Tony Blair and says " Prime Minister Blair , this is Queen Elizabeth and I have a question to ask you....If your parents had a baby , and it's not your sister and it's not your brother...who is it ?" Tony Blair replied "...why.. it is me ..of course. " Queen Elizabeth hangs up with Tony and says " You see George...surround yourself with intelligent people. " So George W. thanks her and hangs up. He calls Vice-president Dick Cheney and says " Dick...I have a question for you..If your parents had a baby , and it's not your sister and it's not your brother...who is it ? " Dick scratches his head and says..."hmmm...I'll have to get back to you an that one ." So Dick calls Colin Powell and says " Colin..If your parents had a baby , and it's not your sister and it's not your brother...who is it ? "Colin replies " Why the baby is me. " Dick thanks him and hangs up. He calls George back and says " George...the baby is Colin Powell".. to which George replies.." you dumbass...it's Tony Blair ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Rose Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 LMAO good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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