BONES Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for somefun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men'sroom and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance. Hesaid: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newestfeature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say somethingfalse, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void ofnothingness for all eternity!" The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Naderstepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and hesuddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of usthree," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fundhis next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bushlooked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and he was promptly suckedinto the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Rose Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif Heard it before still makes me laugh. Edited September 25, 2006 by Rum Raisin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDuper Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I thought that said "Bush and the minor" for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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