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Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some



After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's

room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance. He



"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest

feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,

you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say something

false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of

nothingness for all eternity!"


The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader

stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he

suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.


Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us

three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund

his next Presidential Campaign.


Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush

looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and he was promptly sucked

into the mirror.

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